[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'

[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. ( I seriously do this too much xD )

[x] You have run into a tree/bush. (It just snuck up on me! xD )

[x] You have been called a blonde. (But I dye my hair to hide it SHHHH xD)




[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

[x] You just sang them to make sure.

[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (Too many times. xD)

[x]You have choked on your own spit. (Or my own drink... which I later spit all over my friend xD)


[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

[x] You type with three fingers or less. (YEPPERS!)

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

[x] You have caught yourself drooling (Falling asleep in bed xD )


[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (In like... 1st grade xD)

[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (Oh boy I did that WAY too much xD)
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (too often but for bad reasons)

[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.' (YEP! )




[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (>.> sometimes)

[] You have eaten a bug accidentally.

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (What are you talking about? xD)

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. ( ^///^; )

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (Wallllleeet)


[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

[] You break a lot of things.

[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (laughing even!)

[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (I have no life SUE ME! xD)

[x] The word "um" is used frequently.

[] You don't know what "um" means.

[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (massive headache leave me alone xD)


GRAND TOTAL: 28

Now, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally insane

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Dude I just freakin went overboard insane HELP ME xD